Equine Insights
News and Resources for Equestrians
The Equine Insights is a platform that centralizes the
latest equine-related news from various sources, including
articles, videos, and updates from equestrian news outlets,
blogs, and social media.
Latest News.
Sep 2, 2024
Paris Paralympics individual grade I, II & III dressage times: when will the Brits and other favourites compete for medals?
Rob Waine presents Athene Lindebjerg on behalf of grade I rider Mari Durward-Akhurst at the horse inspection ahead of th... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
Equestrian sport at ‘critical juncture’ as dressage meets to address the sport’s future
CLOSE UP DRESSAGE RIDERS LEG WITH NUMBERThe FEI is hosting a meeting of “in-depth discussions on addressing the challeng... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
Bags are packed! A horsey home with paddocks galore, stables, a school and more...
Is this the property that has it all? I’m inclined to think so. The lucky buyer of Oak Tree Farm near Binfield, Berkshir... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
16 signs you’re a horse addict
Do any of the following ring a bell? Or do you have other traits that set you apart from non-horse addicts? 1. You can o... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
Major change to Paris Paralympic line-up as gold medal favourites withdraw
Tobias Thorning Joergensen riding Jolene at the 2022 World Championships. Defending Paralympic champions Tobias Thornin... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
Olympic event rider stable in hospital after fall, plus other equestrian news this week
Liz Halliday, pictured at a previous event. Eventer Liz Halliday in stable condition following surgery US Olympian Liz ... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
‘Keep the messages coming’ – injured Olympic event rider responds to support by squeezing friends’ hands
Liz Halliday and Cooley Nutcracker at Paris 2024. US Olympian Liz Halliday is making “steady improvements and wowing her... [Read more]
Sep 2, 2024
Watch William Fox-Pitt walk key fences on the 2024 Burghley cross-country course: ‘Derek di Grazia is asking some terrific questions’
Six-time Burghley winner William Fox-Pitt has given his exclusive insight into the 2024 five-star cross-country course a... [Read more]
Sep 1, 2024
‘I was hand-walking her on crutches!’ Horse and rider come back from ligament injuries to win top title
A horse and rider who were both on box rest with serious ligament injuries a year ago have made a remarkable comeback to... [Read more]
Sep 1, 2024
Athene Lindebjerg – the supermodel grade I horse who’ll partner Mari Durward-Akhurst at the Paralympics
Mari Durward-Akhurst and Athene Lindebjerg at the National Dressage Championships, with Rob Waine.Mari Durward-Akhurst w... [Read more]
Sep 1, 2024
‘She would have been so proud’: venue turns purple to remember ‘beautiful’ eight-year-old rider
A North Yorkshire equestrian centre turned purple last weekend as horses and riders gathered in memory of a “beautiful” ... [Read more]
Sep 1, 2024
‘What could I do to be a bit different?’: how taking a risk helped this rider secure his first RIHS supreme title
Craig Kiddier and Mulberry Lane are crowned working hunter champions and overall horse supreme at the 2024 RIHS. Winning... [Read more]
Sep 1, 2024
A beautiful country home complete with lovely stables, grazing and more...
Pond Cottage, which is in a village location, is a period property with some lovely equestrian facilities. It is in the ... [Read more]
Aug 31, 2024
‘He makes me feel like I can fly’: former Flat racehorse takes national dressage title
The owner of a Flat racehorse turned national dressage champion hopes her story will encourage other para riders to cons... [Read more]
Aug 31, 2024
‘So much will to live’: filly who fractured skull, lost eye and severed tendon fights back to recovery
The owner of a filly who fractured her skull, lost an eye and severed a extensor tendon as a result of a freak stable ac... [Read more]
Aug 31, 2024
Sakura – the laidback equine star who's taken Georgia Wilson from team reserve to medal podiums
Georgia Wilson and Sakura pictured after their grade II freestyle at the 2023 European Championships in Riesenbeck.Georg... [Read more]
Aug 31, 2024
‘My proudest achievement? Holding my own against good young riders’ says John Whitaker, 69, in new TV programme
John Whitaker and Equine America Unick Du Francport in action at the LGCT of London.Legendary British showjumper John Wh... [Read more]
Aug 31, 2024
‘It’s incredible to have qualified’: meet this 41-year-old Burghley first-timer and her horse who ‘loves his humans’
Nicole Mills, 41, will be making her Burghley – and five-star – debut with Fearless W. Next week, 41-year-old Nicole Mil... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Inspirational former eventer Claire Lomas dies aged 44
Claire Lomas during the London Marathon.The inspirational former international event rider Claire Lomas MBE has died at ... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
‘I owe it to him’: five-star stalwart set to retire following Burghley
Richard Jones and Alfies Clover at Burghley Horse Trials in 2022. Five-star event rider Richard Jones has announced his ... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
‘There is life and hope’: rider loses 10 stone to get back in the saddle
A rider who lost 10 stone to get back in the saddle hopes her story will inspire others to keep chasing their dreams. Tr... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
10 pairs of country boots you’d like to be seen in
Most equestrians have a good selection of boots for every occasion and a good pair of country boots should be the perfec... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Five-star rider back from injury, and more things the horse world is talking about
British eventer Louise Harwood and Native Spirit, pictured at Bramham in 2023. British rider back from injury Five-star... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Blacklisted dog breeds: the rights, exemptions and punishments for owners of the 5 banned breeds
Fatal dog attacks are thankfully rare, but in the past five years, 31 people have died in the UK as a result of a dog bi... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
All about the pug: big dog, small package
ERTXTE standing pugIt is believed that pugs originated in China, where short-faced diminutive breeds were in vogue way b... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Olympic event rider ‘stable’ in hospital after surgery for head injury sustained in fall
Liz Halliday, pictured at a previous event. US Olympian Liz Halliday has undergone surgery after sustaining a head inju... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Adam Cromarty: ‘Showjumping deserves better than the current nationals offering’
In his latest column, Adam Cromarty shares his views on the importance of public perception and why he believes British ... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
12 things you absolutely must do if you’re going to Burghley Horse Trials
Kitty King kicks on for home with Vendredi Biats at Burghley in 2022.If you’re lucky enough to be heading to the Defende... [Read more]
Aug 30, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Life is completely unfair’
Dear diary, Sorry for the absence last week, but her ladyship bobbed off to Port Seagul with her better half, mini-mothe... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Keystone Dawn Chorus – Natasha Baker’s ‘practically perfect’ Paralympic medal-winning mare
Natasha BAKER (GBR) riding Keystone Dawn Chorus (3) during the Team World Championship for Grade V Para Dressage at th... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Five-star rider back in action two months after spinal surgery from muck trailer fall
Five-star eventer Louise Harwood has returned to three-star action, two months after she suffered serious injuries in a ... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Riders among flag bearers as Paralympic Games open in Paris
Rihards Snikus and his Paralympic ride King Of The Dance, pictured at the 2022 World Championships. Seven riders were a... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Paris beckons, Burghley approaches and other things the horse world is talking about
The sun rises over the dressage arena at Versailles. Paralympics 2024 All eyes have once again turned to Paris as the 20... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
A home with exciting planning permission, stables, arena, 18 acres and more
This period family property is set within glorious gardens and paddocks totalling approximately 18 acres with many facil... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Laura Tomlinson: ‘It’s just what the doctor ordered’
Laura Tomlinson shares her thoughts on Paris, pre-nationals prep and Pony Club life lessons
“Having the most fun out of ... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
Top-10 contender among latest Burghley withdrawals: ‘A cautious but sensible decision’
Tom Rowland Dreamliner on the way to seventh at Badminton 2024. Top-10 contenders Tom Rowland and Dreamliner are among t... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
LeMieux reveals biggest ever seasonal launch for the new AW24 collection
The AW24 collection includes a range of coordinating and complimentary colours that can be worn togetherLeMieux’s much-a... [Read more]
Aug 29, 2024
The Horse & Hound Podcast 152: Royal International 2024 supreme champions’ producers Craig Kiddier and Adam Forster
On our 152nd episode of The Horse & Hound Podcast, in partnership with Scoot Boots, we speak with Craig Kiddier, the pro... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
Who will be on the Paralympic dressage team podium at Paris 2024?
The Brits will head to Paris as underdogs, but it will be an enticing battle at the top, says H&H dressage editor Oscar ... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
‘Sad news’ as Bransby Horses confirms reduction in staff – and plans to reduce equine numbers
L-R: Arya, Opal, TamarBransby Horses has confirmed that 17 team members will leave the charity – as its restructure cons... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
Olympic champion retires, a former Olympic champion’s court case and other things the horse world is talking about
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Jessica VON BREDOW-WERNDL riding TSF DALERA BB for GER durin... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
Two Olympic gold medal winners relax together as plans for Toledo De Kerser’s future revealed
Tom McEwen and Toledo De Kerser at the Olympics in 2021. Tom McEwen’s two Olympic medallists are enjoying some time rela... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
How can I buy my perfect Connemara pony?
If you’re looking for tips on how to buy a Connemara pony then this guide on what to look for, where to shop and how muc... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
Former Olympic champion Eric Lamaze ordered to pay $572,000 in horse sales lawsuit
On Wednesday, September 5th, 2018, in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. (Photo by Artur Widak/NurPhoto via Getty Images)Eric Lam... [Read more]
Aug 28, 2024
Deep litter bedding for horses: pros and cons
Mucking out is never a favourite yard job, particularly in winter. For some, deep litter bedding is the answer — but wha... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
‘She deserves the very best’: double Olympic champion retired from competition
TSF Dalera BB and Jessica von Bredow-Werndl at the Paris Olympics. Double Olympic dressage champion TSF Dalera BB has b... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
Escaped horse found stuck in cattle grid after dragging it along the road
A horse who escaped from his field but then did not manage to clear a cattle grid was found some distance away having dr... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
A horsey home with two of everything – plus an arena
This four-bed barn conversion is the ultimate two-horse household. There’s even an annexe with generational living or Ai... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
New guidance after top horse’s death, plus other things the equestrian world is talking about
2X1NXRN Jill Humphrey of the United States with Chromatic BF during the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup? - Final I at the... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
7 things non-horsey people say which might offend horsey people...
We might be tougher than nails when it comes to battling through the elements to get our horses exercised, but words can... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
Pony found in ‘shocking state’ beside dead companion makes full recovery
A starved pony found in a “shocking state” beside his dead field companion has made a full recovery – and their owner ha... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
Could you be Horse & Hound’s brilliant new showing editor?
H&H’s current showing editor Alex Robinson carrying out an interview at Royal Windsor Horse Show in 2022. Do you think y... [Read more]
Aug 27, 2024
Take a sneak peek at William Fox-Pitt walking the Burghley cross-country course…
William Fox-Pitt eyes up the drop at the Holland Cooper Leaf Pitt on the 2024 Burghley cross-country course. With the ev... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
‘A great moment’: celebration as critically endangered foal born in UK
The foal, who has yet to be named, pictured with his mother Lahra.A safari park has hailed the birth of a Somali wild as... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
British Paralympics squad prepare to ride in front of sell-out crowds at Paris 2024
The final preparations are under way for the Paris Paralympic Games as organisers report tickets to watch the para dress... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
5 reasons a horsebox is better than a car
2B5HRM8 DAF Horseboxes; Multiple Horses in transit, large horsebox specialist converted luxury animal transportation on ... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
8 (sometimes annoying) questions non-riders ask riders
You’ve met an ordinary member of the public, perhaps at a party, perhaps at work. Conversation has somehow turned to the... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
‘He’s king of the castle’: Wills Oakden lands historic hat-trick of back-to-back wins in emotional Blair finale
Wills Oakden & Keep It Cooley CCI4*L
Blair International Horse Trials
August 2024
© Copyright Hannah Cole Photography. A... [Read more]
Aug 26, 2024
7 things all glamorous equestrians can relate to
While some equestrians prefer the low-maintenance lifestyle, there are plenty of horsey guys and girls out there who lik... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
‘Craziness’: judge struck off panel after ‘frivolous’ pose in photo
A judge has been struck off by a showing society after he struck a “frivolous pose” in a photo at the Royal Internationa... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
‘Wholly inappropriate’: High Court dismisses appeal of farrier who punched and kicked pony
mobile farrier horses bare hoof shoe man reshoeing shoeing close up detail equine file filing rasping trade jobA decisi... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
MoD and British Horse Society link up to help riders hacking on military land
The British Horse Society (BHS) and Ministry of Defence (MoD) have launched a new resource to help promote safe off-road... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
6 things we scrimp on so our horses can have the best we can afford
Library image. Let’s face it, life is all about compromise, and when you’re a horse owner you’ll probably end up saying ... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
What’s next for London 52 and Laura Collett with three Olympic medals already in their trophy cabinet?
Laura COLLETT riding LONDON 52 for GBR during the Show Jumping of the Eventing, for the Olympic Eventing Team & Individu... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
Flying Scotsman’s final fling: Ian Stark jumps clear round Blair Castle three-star and provides career update
Ian Stark & Chatsworth Diamond CCI3*L
Blair International Horse Trials
August 2024
© Copyright Hannah Cole Photography. ... [Read more]
Aug 25, 2024
An elegant home full of period features, plus stables, an arena and grazing could be yours
This elegant home features some lovely equestrian facilities and promised to be a cosy place to settle with family. Bowe... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
‘The biggest smile’: grandmother who skydived aged 70 has first horse ride at 82
A grandmother who had only ever ridden a donkey on Skegness beach has had her first ride on a horse at the age of 82. Ba... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
Top horse’s ‘avoidable’ death prompts ‘powerful set of new tools’ to improve welfare
2X1NXRN Jill Humphrey of the United States with Chromatic BF during the Longines FEI Jumping World Cup? - Final I at the... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
‘They deserve a second chance’: horses found crammed into transporter at Dover looking for new homes
Heyday, pictured, is one of the five mares now looking for a new home. Five ponies who were among the “Dover 26” rescue... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
Thinking about trying autumn trail hunting? Check out 10 helpful tips for first-timers
If you’ve been considering introducing your horse to the enjoyment of riding in a group across the beautiful British cou... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
‘From bumbling ugly duckling to a graceful swan’: 17-year-old one-in-a-million pony off to major showing final
Cooper II and Poppy Anderson win at the Royal Welsh Spring Festival. An all-round pony of unknown breeding has qualified... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
How to watch Burghley Horse Trials live in 2024: your complete guide
Boyd Martin and Tsetserleg TSF at Burghley 2023. Want to find out how to watch Burghley Horse Trials live (4-8 September... [Read more]
Aug 24, 2024
Olympic medallists and experienced broadcasters among Burghley commentators
Nick Luck and Tina Cook at Burghley. The Defender Burghley Horse Trials commentators for the event next month (5-8 Septe... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
‘A lion in the ring, but the sweetest horse’: Hickstead Derby winner bows out for happy retirement
Michael Pender and Hearton Du Bois Halleux after their Derby winThe 2019 Al Shira’aa Hickstead Derby winner has been ret... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
‘She didn’t deserve to go like that’: heartbroken owner’s awareness ride after horse put down on the road
The owner of a horse who broke a leg and had to be put down when a car ploughed into them on the road is organising an a... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
Cycle ride along UK’s longest bridleway to raise money for paralysed event rider
Saffron Cresswell and Up Mulberry Street competing at Aston-le-Walls in 2019. Friends and family are undertaking a five-... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
‘I was more nervous than for the showjumping’: what Laura Collett did next after winning Olympic gold and bronze
PARIS, FRANCE - AUGUST 10: Equestrian Eventing Team gold medalist Ros Canter and Laura Collett of Great Britain pose for... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
11 stages of a tack room clearout that we know will sound familiar
When was the last time you had a tack room clearout? Something that’ll never cease to amaze us about horses is the sheer... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
Stuart Hollings: ‘I was accused of inciting a riot, but are we any nearer to knowing the full picture now than 20 years ago?’
Stuart Hollings on persistent issues affecting the show ring, and why exhibitors should think before they act
Mr Holling... [Read more]
Aug 23, 2024
A lovely set-up complete with stables, arena and a beautiful home
This is a lovely small equestrian estate with an updated Victorian cottage, which has been adapted to accommodate evolvi... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Vets face ‘concerning’ ethical challenges when treating competition horses
VET WEARING HAT, VET HOLDING UP HORSES BACK LEG, VET LOOKING AT HORSES FEET, GREY HORSE VETA new study shines a light on... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
How can I buy the perfect working hunter?
A genuine and quality working hunter that has been produced to top level is difficult find. If you’re hoping to jump in ... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Vets, firefighters and top equipment: how Paris 2024 prepared for emergencies – and rescued a deer
Jim Green at the Paris Olympics. The exceptional lengths to which the Paris 2024 Olympic organisers went to prepare for... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
‘Half winging it!’ – combination reunited days before joint puissance win
Joe Truckfield and Cruze clear the puissance wall at Dublin Horse Show. Joe Trunkfield made his brief reunion with Cruze... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
5 horses you will almost certainly have in your lifetime...
Buying a horse can be a tricky process but it is possible to find your ideal partner. Do any of these ring a bell?... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Andrew Nicholson: ‘Dublin is a show with so much history’
Andrew Nicholson on his first trip to Dublin Horse Show, judging the young event horses
Andrew Nicholson followed in the... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
‘London 52 wanted it as much as I did’: Laura Collett relives her Olympic medal-winning performance at Paris 2024
Laura Collett and London 52 back at home in Gloucestershire, with their medals from the Paris Games. In 2021, the Olympi... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Your chance to recognise human and equine heroes in the 2024 Horse & Hound Awards
It’s that time again! The Horse & Hound Awards 2024, in partnership with NAF and Agria, are approaching – and nomination... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Dodson & Horrell Team of the Year 2024
The team of top-level horses and riders that produced their very best in 2024 to shine on the world stage – whose meticu... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Agria Horse of a Lifetime 2024
The horse who may not be a superstar in the eyes of the world, but who has changed a life and deserves to be recognised ... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Rhinegold Inspiration of the Year 2024
Who has wowed you this year with their determination, spirited achievement or fight against the odds?
Nominations for t... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Baileys Horse Feeds Vet of the Year 2024
Appreciating the singular difference this skilled professional has made to horses’ lives, and consequently to their owne... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
NAF Five Star PROFEET Farrier of the Year 2024
Recognising the farrier who, through his or her knowledge and effort, has made a difference to a horse or horses’ perfor... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Absorbine Groom of the Year 2024
Honouring the dedication, skill and sheer effort and love of horses this individual displays in the care of their charge... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Young Rider of the Year 2024
Celebrating up-and-coming talent in the horse world. Nominees must be under 25 years old on the day of the H&H Awards (2... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Amateur Rider of the Year 2024
Acknowledging the rider who does not make their living from riding, training or competing horses, yet dedicates themselv... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Professional Rider of the Year 2024
Honouring the greatest rider of the year, who is a hero and an inspiration to others, and whose ability is a blessing fo... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Show Horse of the Year 2024
With film-star looks, superb ringcraft and manners to burn, the show horse who both gives an impeccable ride and wows th... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Black Nova Designs Event Horse of the Year 2024
Celebrating the event horse who has thrilled the crowds with his or her skill and bravery across the three phases.
For t... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Showjumping Horse of the Year 2024
An elite showjumper’s sheer talent to clear the highest fences is sublime – which horse deserves to receive the top hono... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Dressage Horse of the Year 2024
Celebrating the dressage horse who is at the top of his or her game and is a pure joy to watch
For the second year in a ... [Read more]
Aug 22, 2024
Horse & Hound Lifetime Achievement 2024
The Horse & Hound Lifetime Achievement award winner is selected by a panel to celebrate the life and work of the individ... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
Scientists find horses are cleverer than some previously thought
Library image. Scientists who wanted to understand more about the way horses learn have found that they are cleverer tha... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
Temporary suspension for rider who whipped horse and other things the equestrian world is talking about
Horse & Hound’s daily debrief, brought to you every weekday
2JN4GB2 Herning, Denmark. 08th Aug, 2022. World Equestrian G... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
10 pairs of boots to help tackle yard life
The best yard boots are designed to cope with everything thrown at them during a tough life on a stable yard. They shoul... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
‘It’s amazing’: horse with multiple fractures comes back fit and happy to qualify for HOYS
A horse who suffered multiple fractures in a fall will be competing at Horse of the Year Show (HOYS) just over 18 months... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
8 ways to avoid looking flustered on your first day autumn hunting
Somehow, no matter how many months there are between the last day’s trail hunting in the spring to the start of autumn h... [Read more]
Aug 21, 2024
Five-star winner takes pathfinder spot as Burghley draw released
Tim Price and
Coup de Coeur Dudevin win Maryland 2022. Tim Price bookends the Defender Burghley Horse Trials draw for th... [Read more]
Aug 16, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: Surely my talents will still be appreciated by someone?
Dear diary, Thank you for the many suggestions after last week’s entry asking where I should focus my attentions next. I... [Read more]
Aug 9, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The world is my lobster’
Dear diary, So now the excitement of my stunning achievements at the Olympics is dying down and the last weeks of the Ga... [Read more]
Aug 2, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘The most amazing week of my entire life’
Dear diary, Well, where do I start on what has been the most amazing week of my entire life? For once I am almost lost f... [Read more]
Jul 29, 2024
Hovis’ Paris diary: ‘Guys, we need legs like riverdance and faster switchback turns than a politician on the radio’
Dear Diary What can I say? I did the “I told you so” yesterday so I think it’s “I told you so with a cherry on top” toda... [Read more]
Jul 28, 2024
Hovis’ Paris diary: ‘My little hairless Olympic chicklets were incredible’
Dear diary, I don’t like to say I told you so. It lacks decorum, class and refinement. Ha! Screw that! TOLD YOU SO! Have... [Read more]
Jul 27, 2024
Hovis’ Paris diary: ‘Guys, this is not the time for ad-libbing or any artistic interpretation’
Dear Diary I know – multiple entries from me but this is extenuating circumstances – it’s not often that the fate of Bri... [Read more]
Jul 26, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Suck your tums in, stick your airbags out – un, duex, trois, Go TEAM!’
Dear diary, C’est l’heure! I know, I know, there is no end to my talents – I am a writer, heartthrob, comedian, all-roun... [Read more]
Jul 19, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘None of you saw that coming, did you?!’
Hovis’ Paris flags. Dear diary, Well, it’s fair to say none of you saw that coming, did you?! I did tell you I had news ... [Read more]
Jul 12, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Drum roll please – here’s my big, BIG news’
Dear Diary, Where to start with my news? For as long as I can remember, the word “big” has always been used about me; my... [Read more]
Jul 5, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have news... awesomely exciting news’
Dear Diary I have such exciting news to tell you… news which will make all this palaver over who is going to be the boss... [Read more]
Jun 28, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I am just too intimidating’
Dear diary, Apologies for the lack of missive from me last week, but mother was returning from Do-bruv-nick, which I can... [Read more]
Jun 14, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘She lets me down like a small prick in a balloon factory’
Hovis and Mary King at Belton. Dear diary, I do realise that after all these years, my mother’s ability to disappoint me... [Read more]
Jun 7, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have given up trying to figure the illogical workings of the female brain’
Dear diary, After a winter that felt longer than a stay from an unwanted relative, it does appear that spring has finall... [Read more]
May 31, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Winter has stayed longer than an unwanted smell in a public toilet’
Dear diary, Following my diary last week and the overwhelming ground swell of sentiment that I am indeed the greatest ov... [Read more]
May 24, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Is it too much to ask?’
Mary King riding Hovis at Belton Horse Trials. Dear diary, So much for spring finding some balls and you know, springing... [Read more]
May 17, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: sun on my back, mud in my mane, filth in my feathers...
Dear Diary Apologies for the lack of update from me last week but the mothership was in the Currybean – doing what I hav... [Read more]
May 3, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I can reverse with more skill than most politicians’
Dear diary, I take everything I have ever, ever said about my mother, which may have been misconstrued by the less intel... [Read more]
Apr 26, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Unfairness levels? Off the chart…’
Dear diary, So, the funds might be sneaking up enough that we have managed to buy some medium sized balls for the every ... [Read more]
Apr 19, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I love my country, but I’m going to have to leave’
Dear Diary How much is it to hire a plane or at least get a seat on one (although to be fair in my case it would have to... [Read more]
Apr 12, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘We need to buy even bigger balls’
Dear diary, OK, we all need to try harder. My GoFundMe page has clearly not raised sufficient funds to buy big enough ba... [Read more]
Apr 5, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Enough is enough’
Dear diary, I am setting up a GoFundMe page and I need your help. No, this is not, as you may all be guessing, a fund fo... [Read more]
Mar 29, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Help! I’m on starvation rations and categorically NOT allowed to eat the small ginger one’
Dear Diary, Hoppy Easter to you all. I will be honest – I don’t understand the whole Easter thing; big bunnies supposedl... [Read more]
Mar 22, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I could put you on the moon without the aid of a space craft’
Dear diary, As I type, I’m pretty sure I might be featuring in several other online outlets and publications – unfortuna... [Read more]
Mar 15, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘It’s day 237,549 of winter...’
Dear diary, It’s day 237,549 of winter. My feet are now developing webs and my ability to breathe underwater is now at l... [Read more]
Mar 8, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘you know what they say about boys with big feet – expensive hand-made shoes…’
Dear diary, Dare I say this actually out loud? Perhaps not. * Whispers * Ok, so who has finally managed to sooth the sou... [Read more]
Mar 1, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I’m not angry, I’m just very disappointed’
Dear diary, I am sad to report that my plan from last week didn’t work. I’m honestly not sure if you all merely paid lip... [Read more]
Feb 23, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Go forth and capture’
Dear diary, Right, enough is enough. I am fed up to my still-amazing-and-frankly-the-only-part-of-me-that-still-works ba... [Read more]
Feb 16, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘This, my friends, is revenge time’
Dear diary, I know that I am blind as a bat in my right eye, but I could have almost sworn I saw some blades of grass in... [Read more]
Feb 9, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘Braving the latest round of Mother Nature’s tizz-woz’
Dear diary, I’m not sure this year can get any worse – which bearing in mind it’s only February and my mother is well, y... [Read more]
Feb 2, 2024
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I have more emotional baggage than Heathrow’s left luggage office’
Dear Diary I don’t even know where to start describing my last week and I am concerned that even trying to, will result ... [Read more]
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